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Como identificar um Emo Mossoroense no Cidade Junina

humor, noticias | Postado por lordex2 às 05:34

* Não adianta procurá-los na festa: eles estarão na Praça do Teatro

* Usam mochilas cheias de isopor e papelão pra terem algo pendurado nas costas.

* São bissexuais e vão para a praça olhar estrelas, enquanto do outro lado o forró troa.

* Se juntam no chão mesmo, como se fosse um acampamento na floresta.

* Usam linguagem do X (Emoxinho, moxinho, maxinha).

* Compram uma Coca-Cola de dois litros não apenas pra tomar, mas pra jogar futebol com ela na praça ao lado da estação

* Passam o dia falando sobre bandas emos: Simple Plan, High School Musical, My Chemical Romance, NX Zero e Terminal 5

Cidade Junina é também o período do mês em que a máfia Malviniana (que vem das Malvinas) entra no apogeu de seu trabalho. Enquanto a negada curte o “circo”, a máfia “trabalha” arrombando casas e assaltando quem volta das festas.